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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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