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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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