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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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