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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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