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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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