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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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