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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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