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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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