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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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