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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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