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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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