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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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