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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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