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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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