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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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