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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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