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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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