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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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