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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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