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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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