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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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