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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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