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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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