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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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