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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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