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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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