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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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