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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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