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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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