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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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