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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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