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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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