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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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