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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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