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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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