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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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