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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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