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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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