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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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