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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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