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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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