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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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