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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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