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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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