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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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