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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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