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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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