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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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