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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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