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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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