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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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