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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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