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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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