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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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