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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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