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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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