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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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