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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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